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| Born and raised in Adelaide |

 

i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

(Source: slutwhat)

aureat:

if a girl ignores you she’s either hella pissed or hella sad and whatever it is you better apologize if you don’t wanna be ignored for the next 28 years

kropotkink:

My attitude towards politics and society is constantly “angry but unsurprised”

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

my cousin accidently texted me instead of his wife

cousin: guess who's got two thumbs, a dick, and wants to rub himself against you like a tom cat in heat? THIS GUY. [nude picture of said cousin pointing at himself with both thumbs and an erection]

cousin: oh fuck oh fuck

cousin: broomy oh fuck no don't look shut your eyes

me: I NEVER KNEW YOU FELT THIS WAY

me: OUR LOVE IS FORBIDDEN BUT STRONG

cousin: no please don't

me: COME, MY WILD AND YOWLING TOM CAT. COME AND TAKE ME FOR I AM YOURS FOREVER.

cousin: I hate you.

thesociallyawkwardasian:

humorous-blog:

lumos5001:

this is why snails were created


so that’s why the stuff i order online takes so long to arrive at my fucking door

thesociallyawkwardasian:

humorous-blog:

lumos5001:

this is why snails were created

so that’s why the stuff i order online takes so long to arrive at my fucking door

(Source: mymindstheweapon91)

demons-put-onions-in-my-room:

itsnyaaabetch:

My girlfriend (who is asleep) just rolled over, wrapped her arms around me and very lovingly whispered “I want to murder you”

The important thing is she hasn’t yet and that means she loves you.