Hello, friend. Welcome to my little slice of heaven. My name's Tayla, and I'm 17. I hope you enjoy my blog. Leave me an ask if you wish. I don't bite.
| Born and raised in Adelaide |
i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous
if a girl ignores you she’s either hella pissed or hella sad and whatever it is you better apologize if you don’t wanna be ignored for the next 28 years
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
cousin: guess who's got two thumbs, a dick, and wants to rub himself against you like a tom cat in heat? THIS GUY. [nude picture of said cousin pointing at himself with both thumbs and an erection]
cousin: oh fuck oh fuck
cousin: broomy oh fuck no don't look shut your eyes
me: I NEVER KNEW YOU FELT THIS WAY
me: OUR LOVE IS FORBIDDEN BUT STRONG
cousin: no please don't
me: COME, MY WILD AND YOWLING TOM CAT. COME AND TAKE ME FOR I AM YOURS FOREVER.
cousin: I hate you.